So did you end up doing that road trip with your sister,

or did you guys cancel because of her boyfriend?

Auh uh went to da caah-bin but da caahr bwoh-kuhn down...

Right, totally.

And keep your tongue to the left for me please.

Wow, that is wild.

Good thing you called AAA.

Open a little wider.

So what did she say after that?

So tell me everything about your cousin's wedding, did your uncle end

up causing another scene at the reception?

Honestly, classic Dave.

Just gargle and spit whenever you're ready.